Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Day of the Edd ALTERNATE ENDING

(IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FINAL PART OF DAY OF THE EDD, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!)

Edd was about to make the first cut on Kevin when he heard the door at the top of the stairs open.

He looked up to see Johnny standing in the doorway, dressed in his stupid hero costume while holding the piece of wood that was his best friend. "Johnny, I almost forgot about you," Edd mused. He hadn't, really. Johnny was the one he hadn't had a plan for. How could he? The boy's mental state was questionable, but he wasn't worried - not then, not now.

Johnny threw 'Plank' down the stairs at him. Edd casually ducked the piece of wood and laughed. "Johnny, com-" He gasped in brief pain and looked up Johnny. The boy was pointing his own weapon at him. He looked down and saw three darts lodged in his stomach and legs. He collapsed to the floor as Johnny slowly descended down the stairs.

He hadn't seen that coming.

Edd looked up at Johnny and felt, for the first time since he began, fear creep into his chest. He oddly took the time to appreciate how well his poison had worked.

Johnny knelt before him and smiled. "Heya, Double Dee," he said in his cheery voice....but something was different.

"Johnny, how did you-" Edd began.

"It wasn't me, Double Dee. It was Plank," He said gleefully. "You ruined his fun. Plank had plans for everybody, but he says it's okay now. He says we can just use you instead."

"What are you talking about, Johnny?" Edd asked; he was panicking slightly now. He hadn't planned on facing the consequences of his actions.

"You ruined his plan; you ruined the game he had planned. Plank isn't happy." He grabbed the piece of wood and held it in front of Edd's face.

"Plank's really smart, too, Double Dee. He's really, really smart." Johnny propped Plank up against the wall. "Like this, pal? Can you see him?" He paused and appeared to be listening to someone.

He nodded, his smile as sickening as ever.

"He says Jimmy and Kevin can play, too, but he wants you first."

Johnny picked up the knife Edd had just been holding and stood over him.

"Let's play."

(Read Part I | Part II | Part III)

22 comments:

  1. damn so finally jonny apears and finish all

    well at least edd gets laid

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  2. As a fan of Ed, Edd n Eddy i must say this is a brilliant little "what if" story where the weakest, yet brainiest character turns the tables on all the others who've tormented him...only to be defeated by the most deluded one. I don't really know how to comment on him losing his virginity though, haha!

    Great work! Please make more Ed, Edd n Eddy stories! :D

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  3. I don't make them, I find them across the internet. If you find any more, I'll be willing to put it up.

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  4. imma browse the archives tell you if i find anything decent.

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  5. with all the time from reading the stories put together, that's 20-30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. But it was an amazing 20-30 minutes. keep on posting.

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  6. I always knew something was up with that hunk of wood :|

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  7. Dude. Edd should have the other knife somewhere...

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  8. This isn't creepypasta, it's bad fanfiction.

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  9. As a cartoon nerd, I was ecstatic upon reading this. This was pretty awesome.

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  10. Wow this was an awesome story. Seriously whoever wrote this is a genius except the whole scene when double dee lost his viginity was really awkward and kinda hot...

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  11. Holly shit! O_O This history was freakin' awesome but Edd just got screwed up! Goddamit T_T. Don't mess up with Plank, he is dangerous, very dangerous...

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  12. Do you hear that?
    That's what's left of my childhood leaving me after reading this.

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  13. This was the best story id ever read, but the alternate ending ruined for me, The rest of it was simply AMAZING

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  14. BEST FUCKING ENDING EVER! FINALLY THAT CRAZY FUCK JONNY MANS UP AND REVEALS HOW PLANK WAS CONTROLLING HIS
    ASS ALL ALONG!

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  15. Note to self: don't fuck with nerds or hunks of wood.

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  16. I liked it better without the Alternate Ending better.

    BTW: Look out for those sharp corners Double D.

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  17. You shouldn't have done that...
    You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

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  18. I lol'd at the comment before mine, that guy had obviously read this story. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/BEN_(Aka_Haunted_Majora%27s_Mask)

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  19. I remember watching Ed, Edd n' Eddy as a kid so I loved reading this. Although it's not really a creepypasta, it's more of a fanfic and the part with Double Dee and Marie was really awkward but also kind of expected, in a way. Also the alt. ending isn't really different, more of a continuation from part III. Calling it part IV would have been more apt.

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  20. Wow, this is worth a Creepypasta XD

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