Monday, August 30, 2010

The Scariest Video Game Ever

I just got done playing one of the SCARIEST video games ever. Now, hear me out before saying, "Oh, he's probably just a fag that gets scared of everything." I don't get scared of video games or movies. I've played many survival horror games and have seen many horror movies in my day. The only thing that made me just a tiny bit scared were some parts of Penumbra and Condemned. Everything else was just boring. This game was different. VERY different.

You aren't given any sort of back story the game at all. As soon as you press play, it throws you right into the game. However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently, you're a madman. We're never given the name, but you can guess what it is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason, you escaped from whatever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.

Your character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway, but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it; whatever is in front of him is thrown into his mouth and he munches it down.

While playing the game, you're being chased by four hideous and fucking scary ghost monsters. You cannot hurt them at all, and to come even close to one is instant death, in which the ghost latches onto you and rips you inside all, all while you hear the horrible noise of your body being torn.

You can, however, eat some odd objects hidden in the maze, after which your character goes into an even more unstable state. You can literally EAT the ghost monsters. Your character runs right up to them and devours them, only leaving their eyes.

There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man. You'll find it on the first search.

92 comments:

  1. pretty sneaky, sis.

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  2. This is the most horrifying creepypasta I've ever read!

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    1. Ikr this guy makes the game seem so scary but it turns out to be a fucking Pac-man game. This guy is an awesome writer. Nice job dude. :D

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  3. at first, I was like "...."
    then, I loled

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  4. HAHAHAH i absolutely fucking LOL'ed

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  5. I knew it was going to be pacman at "pitch black" |:C

    nice try tho c;

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  6. OMFG I hate you. You actually had me freaked the f*ck out until I paused to think about it...

    lol great story, though

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  7. It took me till the VERY end to catch this one: "only leaving their eyes." At that point I was like wait.... sounds familiar.. lol. Laughed my ass off. Amazing.

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  8. Lmao wow. Honestly, I was too busy reading fourth to the end. I barely remembered I'm in the "Mindfuck" category.
    And another reason I don't feel like typing out at the moment.
    Anyways, good laugh, good laugh.

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  9. tag it as nightmare retardant! quick!

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  10. Got it right at the start of the fourth paragraph. Impressive!

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  11. At first I was thinking, "Who in their right minds would make such a horrible game?"

    Then, I laughed.

    You, sir, are very clever. Using exaggeration for such a popular old game. :D

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  12. I was creeped out!! Let me tell you before you call me a moron, that it's late and I'm tired: I was actually gonna Google it. Then it hit me, and I was like, "Seriously am I that stupid?" LOL.

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  13. I lol'd so hard at this.

    Awesome work. A+

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  14. My mind has been fucked

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  15. You win. So much...

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  16. I thought it was going to be a demonic Pac Man rip off... I was wrong.

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  17. LOL!this is one of the funniest creepypastas i've read yet!At first I was like,"...I wanna play that game :D"and then when it said "pac-man" I was just silent, staring at the screeen for 'bout three minutes.Then I laughed XD

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  18. I knew what this was from almost the very beginning...but that was great. Deserves an award, that does.

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  19. Cac dammis I pissed me duh the pant thought it was duh scary ass hairy putsy monster

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  20. I jumped to the end a bit early, unfortunately, but reading the rest after knowing the "answer", I wondered if I would've figured it out.....

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  21. OMG THAT IS SO SCARY I PISSED MT PANTS WHEN I PLAYED >=0

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  22. You sir, are a genius.

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  23. Haha, this pasta was great. I didn't even guess until the end, then I reread it and thought how cleverly this was written.

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  24. Niceeeeeeeee !!! lol

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  25. LOL that's one of the best stories!

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  26. AHAHAHA Took Me A LONG Time To Get it. Im like maybe its is in the pac-man google search...and then im like wait. wut? loooool

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  27. I got it at the fourth word. Too easy.

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    1. The first four words were "I just got done"

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    2. How did you get it at "done"?

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  28. niccceee i love it so well done i didn't get it till the end lol :) the only way pac man would scare me is if i was transported into the game and i was the meat to eat hahaha...

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  29. right at the ending i was like /facepalm i should've known. good one. lol'd

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    1. ikr he just described it scarily. Its not scary.
      He played scary games,so he thought it was scary.Or maybe he was just too drunk.

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  30. oh my fucking God! this is damn hilarious! ROFLMAO!

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  31. the first time i read it i didnt get it but i read it again and i was like OHHH lmmfao

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  32. Mother fff...
    GENIUS.

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  33. XD i was actually thinking about searching it, but then i had to look back a second and thought "Pacman... you JERK!" XD

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  34. ...How the hell did he beat Pacman!?

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  35. Got what was going on when I saw the words 'fucking scary ghost-monsters'.

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  36. I was like: I WANNA PLAY THAT!

    Then at the end i was like: pacman duhhh -.-''

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  37. before i reached the end, yes i was shook up from the story, but when i hit the end it took me about 30 seconds to fall on the floor and begin laughing uncontrollably while rolling around.
    In other words, i really loved this! rofl!

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  38. I know it will be pacman since this line, "Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it; whatever is in front of him is thrown into his mouth and he munches it down."

    Anyway, it still really funny. I barely could control over my laughter. (I'm eating right now, by the way)

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  39. At 4 ghosts, I was like "This is Pac-Man." lol

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  40. Am I the only one who read "cannibalistic mad-man" and thought of a blood drenched, bent over dude with crazy hair in a hospital gown? and then when I read "munching on anything he sees" I thought of him chewing on a glass bottle and smiling and I lol'd my face off... when I first read "four ghosts" part I thought of some hopelessly mangled and remastered poes from the Arbiter Grounds in Twilight Princess... lol

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    1. I was thinking the same thing

      Mind=blown

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  41. lol thats great

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  42. i chuckled. took me a second, but then i lol'd.

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  43. Amazing! I was scared as hell, because my imagination is great and I was just imaginating how the game is, and imaginated the guy stoping and biting a iron cabe, then the ghost aproached but the guy still eating then the ghost caugh me and the guy screamed as his body was twisting and then he died. The ghosts were horrible and disfigured. Nice imagination I have... When I finished reading I was already typing "Pac-Man" on my Google Chrome then I stoped and read the final part again and kept staring at the screen for abou ten seconds, then I was like '*FACEPALM*'. Really good. And, by the way, have anywone here ever finished Pac-Man? Gosh, it's one of the mos dificult games I played, and I beat God of War 2 in hard mode! Holly crap! Old games can be more challenging than new games.

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  44. I was like "ITS AN EVIL GAME!!!", but then, I saw the ghost-part. I had to think about what the ghosts would look like, and I think Pac-Man ghost. then, I'm like... PAC-MAN! Its LOL-riffic.

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    1. The eyes are supposed to be funny!
      Maker,you just make it look like its scary as H*ll.

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  45. xD I absolutely did not get it until I searched Pac-man and clicked the link. I thought I was tricked, until I thought for a moment.
    You, sir, are very clever.

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  46. took me like, straight till the end when it said pac-man, i didn't get it at first, i thought it would be like a messed up version of the original, then i got it.

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  47. I thought this game was Manhunt 2...........

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  48. FFFF at first I was like
    "What sickos do such a game?!" and then I was like LOL XD

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  49. I see what you did there...

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  50. I see what you did there.....

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  51. i thought one thing reading pitch black room with blue walls some freaking crazy tron tihng when i read ghost i thought wow some moron made a redo of pac man gonna get so many people buying it and evrything if only he had a gun then i left the pc and thought epic pac man then i read the rest and thought wow twisted mind dude

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  52. Would've been SO much better if you didn't tell us that it was pac-man near the end! 10/10 for style anyway :D

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  53. Rofl

    i tot it was Amnesia

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  54. I was able to guess on the third paragraph. This is genius.

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  55. Pacman? pacman is not scary....

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  56. ^fucktard it was a joke.
    Very clever story. I related it to the game now i can see the game in a different perspective

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  57. I approve. +1 internets for you.

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  58. Very nice will not see pacman the same again

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  59. I could guess it was pac-man halfway through. What gave it away was when I heard of the 'ghost monsters' and thought back about the blue walls and the turning corners.. Great job though :3

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  60. Made me think of Pac-Man too, but now...

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  61. made my day, thx

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  62. SO MUCH WIN!! Hahaha

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  63. WOW, i actually searched it!!! fucking scary

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  64. BUT THEN WHO WAS MAZE??

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  65. THEN WHO WAS MADMAN?????????? just kidding great story I acually spread this around at school

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  66. I thought it was real and it said google pacman so I thought it was a game and they called it Pac-Man so that when little kids searched it the would shit their selves but what did that first link bring me to??? Pacman :)

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  67. I was like: "This sounds a lot like...... I'm a fucking idiot..."

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  68. I was way to focused on actually picturing it to even think, and the end just kept me laughing for hours XD

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  69. *Starts reading paragraph* Hmmm.... Ghosts.... Eat everything...... Darkness..... maze..... Sounds fimilliar.... *reads on to next paragraph* Its pacman! Its gotta be pacman! *reads last bit* See!? Told you.

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  70. oh im suuuuuch a blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!! i actually looked up "word pac man" (thougth you typo'd ward) i feel so stupid!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh well you got me

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    1. Me too! I thought they meant another game with the same name!

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  71. I was like D: then at the end I was like :D

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  72. Pac Man: First Survival Horror game.

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  73. omg you are sooo fucking awsome im so desorientated right now XD best writer ever hahahahaha fucking pacman i first didnt get it :P

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