Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Message

Don't dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There's some sense to this story, if you'll just hear me out...

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell  you something...it is. I'm from the future, actually. I know you probably don't believe that, but seriously, I'm from the future. It's a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold...stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there's a more serious aspect. We aren't supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I'm breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you're talking to yourself. Your future self. I'm going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I'm preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can't tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph. Now.

38 comments:

  1. Holy fucking Jesus! I looked behind me, and I saw...

    ...

    ...

    ... my pet budgies! D:
    But that's not the worst part - the sandpaper at the bottom of their cage needed changing!

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  2. so I looked behind me... and then I saw my kitchen.

    then I went to put away the leftover ravioli.

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  3. Ooh! Hi, future self! Am I marrrrried yet? Am I marrrrried to that one cute guy from that Dairy Queen? :D

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  4. Why not? Oh shit, it's the wall, isn't it? I knew that white bastard was up to something.

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  5. omg its...my fiancee snoring effin scarier then any of yours

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  6. OHMYGOD IT'S...
    IT'S....
    ....
    *DUN DUN DDUUUUUUUNNNNNN*
    A pillow?

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  7. I looked behind me. Then a skeleton jumped out.

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  8. I turned around, then I melted.

    Seriously, I MELTED!!!

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    1. nooo dont melttt!!!!!!!!

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  9. ^oh my god

    HE MELTED

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  10. I looked behind me, then a skeleton poped out! Hey guy, he says "Don't look behind you", and not "Look behind you" Well... I'm looking and I can see... Oh my God! I can't be! There are... *Tam tam tam taaaaaaam* Books! A lot of books! One of those is Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, isn't it!? One of then will create life and will try to kill me!? Goddamn stinkin' books!

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  11. OH SHIT!

    My door is unlocked.


    *locks door*

    My past self is smart, using reverse psychology like that.

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  12. You know, this is just meant to MAKE SURE that you look behind you, so you don't see what flashes on the screen...

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  13. i..i looked behind me... i saw a wall. with a hole. thats where the deadly insects are going to come from isnt it...

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  14. OH DEAR LORD NOT THE BLUE WALL OF DOOM. SAVE ME.

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  15. HOLY SHIT I LOOKED! AND I SAW MY MOM!

    Scariest shit I've ever witnessed.

    I should have listened.

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  16. I saw


    THE BACK OF THE CHAIR I'M SITTING IN I KNEW IT WAS PLANNING SOMETHING WHEN I FELL OUT OF IT! >=(

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  17. I saw


    A trainer, now my pokemon have all fainted and I can't get to a Pokemon Centre. I should have listened...

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  18. Oh no....
    I looked behind me...
    And I saw...
    MY YOUNGER SISTER!!!
    It was the scariest thing ever.

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    1. Was she sitting down, wearing a skirt, up which you could easily look? If not, then I feel sorry for you....and scared.

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  19. so,this person is saving me by telling me "don't story look i'm from unfold behind our i'm going do something however you" ....?

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  20. My window is right behind me....

    It's dark...

    Should I...open the curtains...?

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  21. MY GUITAR IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!

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  22. holy toast on a bun! a bed!!! somebody call the police!

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    1. first let's fuck on it!!!!!!! and we should totes pretend to be ponies from that my little pony cartoon. and related.

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  23. I SAW

    MY DOGS.

    ...well that was anticlimactic.

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  24. I only saw one thing A BUG then it bite me. Now I have lyme disease THANKS!

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  25. OMGGGG!!!! MY BROTHER IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH A FAKE GUN!!!!

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  26. The idea was pretty good, I really felt the sense of urgency while reading the last paragraph. But am I really supposed to believe I would ever call myself ''kid''? xD

    Besides, this is a major paradox, because if this horrible something was going to happen unless my future self didn't warn me, my future self shouldn't even be there in the first place... (And what could NOT looking behind me possibly accomplish?)

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  27. This reminds me of a creepypasta that tells you that the wall behind you holds all ur evil energy...i looked at it...

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    1. I looked at it too....I saw an image of me and my sister NOT buttfucking.....it was a HORRIBLE sight!!!!!!

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  28. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 3:11 PM
    You know, this is just meant to MAKE SURE that you look behind you, so you don't see what flashes on the screen...

    ^---------------- Better then the whole story, actually scared me too.

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  30. Dun dun dunnnn...


















    MY CAT CLIMBING OUT OF MY BOOKSHELF

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  31. A door is going to do somthing to me apparently

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