Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Forbidden Paragraph

You must trust me. I have one piece of advice and you must follow it without question. You must stop reading this and go straight to the last paragraph. Do so without reading any other paragraphs, and do it now. Please…trust me.

What happens next is entirely your fault. You failed the test and now you’re in danger. I didn’t write this. They made me write it. It’s my fingers on the keyboard, that’s all, and your eyes on these words. Whatever happens, do not look away from these words. Keep reading until I tell you otherwise. And when I tell you otherwise, do exactly as I say. For if you do not read this exactly how I tell you to, you will die. Listen carefully. First, you must skip the paragraph that follows this one. Whatever you do, you must never read the paragraph following this one. You must ignore it completely, casting your eyes down to the paragraph that follows it. Promise me. For the sake of those you hold dear. This is your only chance to redeem yourself for not trusting me earlier. Skip the paragraph following this one, and do so now.

The Forbidden Paragraph: You had to do it, didn’t you? They knew you would. Nothing you do now will make any difference. If there is people you love, call them. Tell them whatever people tell their loved ones when they know they’re about to die. Settle any scores. Make your final arrangements. For from this moment on, you will stay alive only as long as you can stay awake. The next time you fall asleep will be your last. They’re watching you. They’re listening to your thoughts. They’ll wait for you. And when you fall asleep, they’ll come for you. You should have trusted me.

If you skipped the paragraph above, you’ve done well. But your troubles are not over. For placing your trust in me at the second asking, you have given yourself a chance to live. This is what you need to know. They’re watching you. They’re listening to your thoughts. They’re waiting for you to make a mistake. When you do, they’ll come for you. To stay alive, you must draw blood. Today, tomorrow, and every day. You must draw blood from someone you love. A drop, that’s all, and place it on your tongue. That’s what they want. That’s what they need. They’re inside you right now, and they’re waiting. If between waking up and falling asleep you fail to deliver the blood of a loved one, you will never wake up again. Follow this advice. And never, never go back and read the forbidden paragraph. Trust me.

If you followed my advice in the first paragraph, well done. You can stop reading now. But never, never be tempted to come back and read the paragraphs you skipped. You must trust me. And please, wish me luck. I’m tired. So tired. You just can’t imagine…

33 comments:

  1. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

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  2. But what if I followed the instructions the first time, got curious, read it, then followed the instructions again? Does that fix it?

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    1. I did the same thing... I guess it fixes everything

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  3. what? where's the forbidden paragraph? All I read was the writer blaming the reader for being stupid, like me.... duuuuuuuuurrrrrrrppppp

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  4. kinda cool idea could have been executed better

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  5. So... what happens when you don't follow the advice?

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  6. Oops I fell asleep and died. I am the skeleton that jumped out. I am the melting teacher. I am Hypno. I am every creepypasta character ever. Ajd you are too, if you have read the Forbidden Paragraph.

    And then I jumped out.

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  7. you got trolled times fuckers
    1 i don't die
    2 i love no one
    and 3 anyone who tryes to do anything with me will get it double
    sincearly yours
    -Mike-
    a.k.a. Shadow Man

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  8. 'The fuck? I'll read it, no matter what. I'm protected by rites (not a hallysh pact or something like that)... I'm reading it now.

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  9. I read it... Now, let's wait 'till the next day, shall we? ^_^

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  10. What if I started reading this at the second or third paragraph? Or what if I'm a ghost and I'm just watching over my relatives? WELL?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  11. I read all of them.

    BRING IT BITCHES!

    You think you can survive MY thoughts? Do you? Well, we'll see. You don't know what you've gotten yourself into.

    Later tonight, I'm going to masturbate... I'm not gonna use porn; I'M GONNA IMAGINE IT! YOU. ARE. FUCKED.

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  12. well that was boring i did what he said and there was no plot what so ever

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  13. XDXDXDXDXDXD that was dumb

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  14. "You must trust me. I have one piece of advice and you must follow it without question. You must stop reading this and go straight to the last paragraph. Do so without reading any other paragraphs, and do it now. Please…trust me."

    Okay.

    "If you followed my advice in the first paragraph, well done. You can stop reading now. But never, never be tempted to come back and read the paragraphs you skipped. You must trust me. And please, wish me luck. I’m tired. So tired. You just can’t imagine…"

    Well okay then. That wasn't so scary.

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  15. For some reason I'm scared as tits now. Dammit :l

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  16. something about who ever wrote this makes me thing they belong in a mental health center with iv lines feeding certain chemicals that your natural body process cannot provide you. Playing some never before seen card game with Clarence, the nearby somewhat f...riendly yet somewhat stern janitor. You have 2 family members, and they pretend to love you yet you know somewhere deep inside given 1 single chance they would rip your heart out and place it on an enochian-sigil laced altar in order to summon Gabriel. the angel of the lord and request your exile from heaven in order to avoid you in the next life

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  17. I read it...... and im slenderman...... bring it on.....

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  18. I wouldn't be scared to read it if one of the previous commentors re-commented to let me know they're alive. :I

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  19. Well, I've just read everything and didn't follow the "orders", it's not scary but just this : "You must draw blood from someone you love. A drop, that’s all, and place it on your tongue." Hey man you crazy I won't drink someone else's blood...

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  20. Hey! How do you think, have your writting skills gone any better lately?

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  22. BWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........haha ha ha ha ha ................. BRING IT!!!!!!!!

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  23. LOL. I ust pissed ,y^pants with fear but all I used is common sense. You just reading white font from an eletric screen, full stop. And this shit is nawt trueee.

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  24. *just *my sorry about those errors. I cannot get used to this french keyboard. FML.

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  25. Well, this is gonna be a new experience for me.
    Does this mean you earn bragging rights if you wake up?

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    1. so many bragging rights when you wake up!!!

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  26. Read it, m8s. I'm already having a shitty day so let's wait until I fall asleep ~

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  27. And i'm alive after 2 whole whopping says WOOT

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  28. i am gay man fear me FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ME

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