Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Wobbuffet

Wobbuffet. What about it, you ask? I have devised a theory about it that may startle you. First, let us read what Dexter has to say about Wobbuffet.

  • "It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike."
  • "It desperately tries to keep its black tail hidden. It is said to be proof the tail hides a secret."
  • "In order to conceal its black tail, it lives in a dark cave and only moves at night."
  • "Usually docile, a Wobbuffet strikes back ferociously if its black tail is attacked. It makes its lair in caves where it waits for nightfall."
  • "Wobbuffet does nothing but endure attacks - it won't attack on its own. However, it won't endure an attack on its tail. When that happens, the Pokemon will try to take the foe with it using Destiny Bond."

Dexter brings up some key points: the tail is very important to a Wobbuffet and it goes so far as to adopt a nocturnal cycle to protect it. It can also do such things as inflating itself to help it excel at counterattacking.

In conclusion, Wobbuffet is the black tail and its blue body is nothing more than a decoy - an inflatable sac of sorts akin to one of those inflatable punching bags.

35 comments:

  1. ...............fuck

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  2. ...Why does this have a "childhood raping" tag?

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  3. Because as a kid you would have never thought that you were attacking a lie.

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  4. WTF does that have to do with rape? That's retarded. So the creature makes a decoy, big deal. The more shit I read posted from you, "Inanuh," the more I can't help but think there's no way you're older than 12 years old. Just saying.

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    1. Of the mind. Of course this is stupid. Pokemon are supposed to have a strange nature behind them, this one just happens to attract attention from incompetent people.

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    2. I think it has to do with "Childhood destroyed" kind of thing.

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  5. Childhood Raping. OF THE MIND.

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  6. tard. its your childhood that is being raped when these supposedly stunning and disillusioning bits of trivia are revealed.

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  7. I have to disagree on the "shit he posted" I liked "Open Doors" and especially Portal Portugal.
    It just made an ENTIRELY and exhilarating perspective on the game. And the Construction site was interesting, if I ever played the games of pokemon(when introduced to the games, I have stopped watching/like the Pokemon show, which I loved.) Buuut uhh, everything else was crap.(unless I missed something)

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  8. It's not literal rape. It's more of a twisting of things you loved as a kid. A twisting (or, as we say, raping) of the knowledge and love you had for something as a child.

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  9. Why would someone be upset that a story isn't LITERALLY about childhood raping?

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  10. I know, right? Would someone WANT to read about childhood raping? Ugh, SICK.

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  11. thats so cool!!!!

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  12. I was disappointed that this was not actually about childhood rape.

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  13. Interesting theory.
    Though Jesse's Wobbuffet seems to contradict the whole nightime thing.

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  14. "It inflates its body to pump up it's counterstrike"

    Lulz. That's raping my childhood right there.

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  15. I'm very sorry to those who like it, but this is SOOOOOOOOOOOO retarded. WHY??? You could say something like "The idea of Wobbuffet came from the main creator's friend who saw somebody in a city killing people and stuffing them as decoration" or something worth my time.....luckily, it isn't long at all tho. -_-

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  16. WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO-BOO!!!-fehehehehet..

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  17. you my fellow mate are wrong
    why you might ask
    i'll tell you why
    cuz the mouth moves
    thats it
    no metter what you say no decoy would be given moviment to trick it's predator
    NOT A SINGLE ONE!
    with that i must finish saying
    your arguments are invalid

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  18. I think the black tail is actually it's penis.
    It's only a possibillity, is all.

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  19. LOL!! (the last comment). You know what? It may be true, Inuh-kun...

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  20. Such a good post and so many shit comments...

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  21. I'm thinking that's not the case, like, at all.

    I'm thinking the black thing is its special part. That's obviously why.

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  22. What if the wobuffet itself is the tail, and the tail is the actual pokemon?!
    Holy crap.

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  23. Why does a wobuffet salute all the time... or is it just Jesse's wobuffet that does it? o_o

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  24. they were going to make an episode of the pokemon anime about jessies wobbuffet deflating its body and killing jessie but they cancelled it

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    1. And you know that how exactly?

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  26. Kadir, please post that crap elsewhere. -____-

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  27. Maybe its just a pokemon who just hides its tail....i think they just needed a creative quality to add to it...like how pikachu doesn't want to evolve or go in a pokeball...or how like charmander used to ignore Ash (And dragonite with that one girl...forgot her name) but yeah i believe its no reason to it just pokemon with character traits to make them more interesting.......and whats her freakin name i forgoooot.....:(

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    1. Those are individual pokemon. The 'hiding a tail' thing is common to the whole species. Maybe it's just an irrational urge to hide its tail... Maybe a genetic memory?

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