On his way home that night, as he walked through town, a man stepped out of an alley in front of him. He tensed to defend himself, but the man just stood there. Looking him over, he realized the man looked like a hippie. Something of a comedy caricature of a hippie, really. Long unwashed hair and beard, sandals...and a sandwich board reading 'THE END IS NIGH'. That, he thought, was unusual, even for a hippie.
"You want something?" he asked.
"The world's ending," said the hippie. "I need your help."
He stepped around the hippie and kept walking. High as a kite, he thought to himself. The hippie started walking after him, and fell into step beside him.
"Please, I need your help," said the hippie.
"Look, man, I'm really not interested," he said, and kept walking.
The hippie leaned against a wall, watching him walk away. The hippie wasn't all that disappointed; lots of people gave this kind of response. Another skeptic, he thought to himself, fingering the ragged holes through the middles of his hands.
Nominated for Nightmare Retardant tag.
ReplyDeleteRandom guy PWNs Jesus? BEST PASTA EVER!
ReplyDeleteOh this made me sad...
ReplyDeleteLol, why isn't this tagged as "nightmare retardent"?
ReplyDeleteI didn't get it was supposed to be Jesus until I read the comments
ReplyDeletehaha what
Nails weren't nailed into Jesus' hands, but his wrists.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be a jerk, but the nails were nailed to Jesus' wrists.
ReplyDeleteNice story btw.
THEN WHO WAS JESUS?
ReplyDeleteWrists, not hands.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, subtle but cool.
They say now that Jesus could have been hung by his hands.
ReplyDeleteEither way this is a wonderful story.
Wow, I had to think about that one before I got it.
ReplyDeleteOverall, pretty awesome.
Great stuff!
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