Friday, January 6, 2012

The Creature of the Road

There was once a very small, quiet rural village. It was so small there was only one main road leading out of it, along which visitors often travelled to and from the village. However, there was one important rule the townsfolk held about this road: never go it alone.

This was strictly enforced by the villagers, but one curious young boy from the village decided to break this rule; he set out one day, when no one else was round, to explore the road alone.

As he approached the trail for the first time, he realized there was something very odd about it. Although he knew there were always people coming into town, the road itself looked like it had hardly been used.

Grass and weeds had grown across the whole path, and it was so poorly maintained that they reached all the way up to his waist, making it difficult to walk quickly. However, this did not deter the boy.

Determined to make his trip worthwhile, he pushed on into the overgrowth, looking back over his shoulder occasionally to make sure no one was watching. He moved quickly, hoping to get out of sight by any passers-by.

However, the boy's pace was cut suddenly short by the sound of something moving in the grass next to him. The boy's heart skipped a beat as he stopped in his tracks, looking and listening for the source of the disturbance.

The overgrowth was so thick he couldn't see anything, but he could hear the sound of something crawling in the grass near his feet. He could tell it wasn't very big, but something about it gave him a horrible feeling...the feeling of being hunted.

The boy was overcome by a growing sense of hopelessness as he realized he had travelled too far down the road to make it back before the creature reached him, and the grass made it hard for him to move quickly.

Suddenly, the boy sensed he was being watched. The creature had spotted him. From the corner of his eye he could make out a wide pair of eyes and long, sharp fangs fixated on him. The boy's heart was pounding as he turned to face it.

Suddenly, a hand gripped his arm. The boy jerked and looked, only to see the face of one of the elders of the village. "You fool! Don't you know better than to come here alone?" The man grabbed the boy and ran with him back to the village.

The boy's heart raced as he sensed the creature following him, but it never overtook them. They ran, gasping for breath, until they had escaped back into town.

After they caught their breath, the old man scolded the boy for ignoring the villagers' warnings. When he was done, he looked up and sighed. "I guess you're old enough. You deserve to know."

The man led the boy to his house. It was a very big house and, as they entered, the boy saw massive shelves filled with books about creatures he had only heard of in myths.

Mysterious men in lab coats sat around, studying them. The old man led the boy to a back room. He faced away, saying, "I'm going to tell you the truth about what you saw today..."

All of a sudden, the man turned to the boy, glaring at him, his piercing gaze freezing him in place. "But first, I'm going to ask you one question..."

























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  2. This is awesome! Lmao, I love this!

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  3. I haven't laughed this hard since the Pac-Man story!


    I nominate the Nightmare-Retardant tag.

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  4. That was hilarious!

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  5. You know... at Firts i Tought he would ad an horrible monster image, and then this...

    FUCKINGAWESOMEPASTA!

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  6. Pretty good, for the first pasta of 2012.

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  7. Pokemon professor by day, troll by night.

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  8. Suspected it by the second paragraph, was sure by the 4th. Kind of disappointed, though, as there was no boy/girl option until Crystal.

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  9. Though the question in this game wouldn't be are you a boy or a girl... It would probably be which Pokemon do you choose. hehe

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  10. Problems with OldMan
    Is genderblind
    Is possibly a child molester (takes you to his lab against your will :U)
    Doesn't know his own grandson's name
    Good thing:
    Gives you free monster and the right to enslave and beat others for entertainment
    Point is, OldMan is Okii! :D

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  11. I get it. This story is about how u start pokemon when you are not aloud to go to the tall grass without a pokemon and the creature hunting him was a pokemon

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  12. BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LULZZZZZZ

    Aoi approves.

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  13. Pokemon in a nutshell.

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  14. That was so good omnomnom

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  15. I Tip my hat to YOU, good sir!

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  17. It should end with "This is my Gradson. He's been your rival ever since you were babies... Er, what was his name again?"

    Would've been 10x funnier.

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  18. lmao in the beginning, I was like "hmm this could be a pretty good way to start off a pokemon fanfiction..." but I didn't think this was what the story was literally about... I laughed so hard! xD

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  19. YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU HAD ME GOING THERE! BASTARD!

    5/5!

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    1. i thought exactly the same xD

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  20. Wonderful, simply wonderful.

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  21. I don't know why but the page loads and the screen "moves" to the part where you post a comment so it was ruined by the pic XD

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    1. just cut the #comment-form from the link. That's the part that makes the page target the comments. Just send them: http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2012/01/creature-of-road.html

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  22. Yeah its having that problem, and I wanna share this with some friends without spoiling the end :<.

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  23. is inu gone again? ):

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  24. Let's get to the point. I was in my computer on a Sunday afternoon as usual surfing on the web when suddenly the screen went black, 3 seconds later the word DEVIL appeared written in blood, it was so realistic, I put my hand on the screen OMG!! My hand was now covered in blood, it was real blood!! Black again, then more bloddy words but this time all I could see was DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. I couldn't help it, I looked. there was a dark tall shadow with long hair standing there, a weird sound was coming out of it, I thought it was tryin to tell me something, it was. It said: don't ever turn on your computer again. I said hell no!! If you turn it again I will kill you it said almost screaming, I was so scared I couldn't move. Suddenly the room was crowded with a lot of creatures like that one, exactly the same except some or them were taller, I was completely paralized. Die die die die they were all screaming it. die die die!!! Stop !!! I screamed. But they kept screaming even louder. Die dieee dieeee...I'm the devil!!! I said. They stopped. For one second I thought they were gonna kill me ,maybe they were going to eat me alive. They didnt. They dissapeared instead. I started to feel so tired and suddenly I fell asleep. WAKE UP!! OMG!! It was a dream!! Or that's what I thought, someone was calling my name in the other room, the voice was getting closer every second and suddenly there was it. Just in front of me, the same creature from last night, I wasn't fully awake but I'm completely sure that it said: YOUR SHIFT HAS BEGUN MR. DEVIL.

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  25. ^ try writing this in a better formatted story, submit it to inu, and you might get this featured in the website instead of lost in the archives of the comments section.

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  26. I think Inunah died again...

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  27. people start posting ur pastas in the comments whenever inu dies

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  28. Inunah Paterno died? Let's let the good they did outweigh the bad!

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  29. this pasta made me want to play pokemon again

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  30. HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, THIS WAS HILARIOUS

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  31. DUDE this is awesome !!!

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  32. only one story this january '.'

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  33. 0 stories in february thus far... :'O

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  34. 0 is the loneliest number! Where are you, Inu? :(

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  35. Trolololer mctrollsonFebruary 11, 2012 at 8:19 PM

    Ultimate troll pasta ftw!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thot it was gonna b as scary as shit but tht was totally unexpected!!!

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  37. LOVE IT HAHAHHAHAHAH i Lol'd hard #DiehardPokeFan

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  38. HOLY CRAP I JUST SHIT MASELF FROM LAUGHING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  39. I'm in fourth block in high school 4th year. I laughed so har at this my friends asked if I was in 9th grade again... PFFFFF-- I love it!!

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  40. wat is this i dont even

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  41. I lol'd so hard.
    WHAT IS AIR HOW DO I OXYGEN?!

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  42. I sorta ruined the story for myself by scrolling down and looking at Oaks picture before reading -_-" but still a good read non the less.

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  43. SOOOONN OF A BIAAAAAAAAATTTTCCCHHHHH !!

    hahahaha I think I died XD

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  44. DAMN IT I scrolled down to look at the picture first and it ruined the whole story for me

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  45. Icant even see the picture, everything after "I have a question" is blank, what is it?

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    1. A picture of professor oak from pokemon asking " Are you a boy or a girl?"

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  46. >title is Creature of the Road

    I thought this would be about an African American pedestrian.

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  47. this story was fuckin awesome :) good job to you Inunah for writin an amazing story

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    1. Hmm....RD is in your name...."FLYDASH"? The "D" in RD might stand for Dash, as in Rainbow Dash...and she does "FLY"......

      STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL BRONY!

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  48. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :'D

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    1. There was once a slow kid at my school who wore these huge glasses, had missing spots of hair on his head and laughed really hard and loud at things, seemingly unable to laugh any softer or quieter. You remind me of him, so you must be a retard.

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  49. Replies
    1. So does your mom.

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  50. tall grass with creatures in it...pokemon, guys with lab coats reading books about creatures..pokemon, man asking if you're a boy or a girl...pokemon

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