Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Cul-de-Sac

We haven't always been here, but the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on Earth, this one has been here. It was here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, and for those who never really wanted to grow up. We come from different times and different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us: we lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our time alive since the last member of our group joined us, but we certainly won't remember when the next spirit comes. However, here is what we do know:

Rolf was the first to come here. Unlike most of us, he was born in far-off lands and, even in the afterlife, hasn't lost the touch of his old world upbringing. He lived in the neighborhood before it was developed. The son of a shepherd, he and the rest of his family came to start a farm on the lands that would turn into the place we would all eventually reside in. He died in 1903. While tending to the family's animals, the bull broke loose from its pen. In Rolf's efforts to stop the beast, he was trempled to death. That's why, even though he brought many of his family's livestock with him in spirit, he chose not to bring most of the cattle along. He continues to go about the farm's business on a daily basis, but is more than happy to occasionally neglect his duties to play with the other children of the neighborhood.

Jonny was always the lonely child. In fact, Rolf became his first human friend when he came to the cul-de-sac after his death. His parents moved onto the grounds of Rolf's former farm not long after his death. With no other children around and no fieldwork to take up his time as it did Rolf's, Jonny drew into his own mind to a great extent. From this, Plank was born. Together, they wandered about the countryside, climbing trees and getting into trouble. Sadly, this didn't last forever. Eventually, Jonny became bedridden with illness. In 1922, he died after a long battle with tuberculosis. He saw his imaginary friend, Plank, standing by him to his last breath. Even now, in the afterlife and without the countryside to play in, Jonny still wastes much of his time frolicking through the backyards and streets.

Eddy was the next to come. He was born in New York City but moved to the neighborhood in 1932, just as the Great Depression was hitting full swing. The neighborhood, while still different, was beginning to take for from the fields of its past as families moved in and split the lands that had once belonged to Rolf's family. Always a schemer, Eddy looked to do anything to bring some comfort to his very bare family life, even if it cost him the friendship of others. He died in 1939 after one if his grand plans to swindle a sap backfired. He drowned while trying to cross the local river after running away from the angry kids he tried to deceive. Even in the afterlife, he keeps chasing after the almighty dollar.

Sarah and Ed came together not long after that. By the late 40s, the cul-de-sac had already nearly taken its final form as one of the preplanned developments that became popular in the post-war era. As brother and sister growing up in the chaos of World War II, they both had various ways of escaping their lives as children of a dead GI and a working mother. Sarah became enraged and controlling as she sought to make sure that everyone around her knew she was in charge, all in an attempt to copy her view of her often-working mother. Ed, on the other hand, went about it a different way: he shut it out completely. In fact, he shut out nearly everyone and everything in the world, becoming what appeared to be a complete idiot. Ed chose instead to become completely involved in the monster movies and comic books that had began to pop up after the war had ended. It wasn't too long after this that, in 1953, Ed and Sarah died in a car wreck as their mother was taking them to visit their grandparents.

Nazz came a time after the brother and sister. She was a flower child, born to a pair of hippies-turned-establishment in the late 60s. She was a naturally beautiful girl that always had her way with boys and men alike. She lived live on a whim and would often go about flirting and playing without any intentions. She died in possibly the most horrible way of any children in the neighborhood: in the summer of '79, a serial killer who had broken out of a local asylum had slipped into her house in the dead of night,m raping and killing her along with her entire family. In the trauma of these events, she (in a way similar to Ed) shut out the world entirely. She forgot her parents and siblings, which is why in the afterlife she doesn't ever receive demands from the non-existent parents, unlike many of the others. This gives her much more time to lounge around and party as she often does.

It didn't take long before Edd joined the rest of the neighborhood. He was the child of two highly controlling professionals in the age of greed that, despite their constant absence, dominated his life. As such, Edd became quite the meek, shy intellectual figure. Always the curious type, he loved to experiment when given time away from school and the constant chores of his parents. This would lead to his untimely demise in 1986, as a gas leak combined with a bunsen burner from one of his experiments tore him and his house to pieces. Being the timid and subservient type, Edd continued to follow the written orders of his parents long after death.

Kevin was the next to join the group. He was born to the day of Edd's death and is, in many ways, his polar opposite. Kevin came from a broken home and developed a bold personality. In his life, he was the angry cynic who took it out on many of the other children. His abusive father would rarely pay him any attention and ended up bringing about the end of it, as well. In a drunken rage, Kevin's father beat him after he attempted to stand up to the man. The boy died on the way to the hospital in the winter of 1999. His father spent the rest of his life in prison. In the afterlife, Kevin changed his perception to the opposite of what his life really was, with a distant father who would shower him with gifts. However, he continued to maintain his bullying, even in death.

Jimmy was the last to come to the cul-de-sac. He died in 2000, not long after moving into the house that Kevin's father had once lived in. He had leukemia since he was barely old enough to walk. As such, he was always a sickly child and, due to his over-protective parents, never really got to be around other children. He lived his days out in a small bedroom, completely neglected by the outside world. Jimmy lingered for quite some time in a state of near-death, but finally caved into the suffering of his life-long illness.

The Kanker sisters are different from any other denizens of the cul-de-sac. They were never of the Earthly plane of existence. Instead, if they are the children of demons not to dissimilar from the succubi of human lore. They seem to possess abilities impossible by the standards of the others, such as the ability to appear nearly anywhere instantly. They were sent from Hell to torment the already tortured souls of the neighborhood. For unknown reasons, they are attached to the Eds. It it speculated that they are the weakest-willed members of the neighborhood and are seen as easy targets. Despite this, the Kanker sisters are universally loathed and often feared by everyone.

13 comments:

  1. An interesting take on a childhood favorite.

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  2. Nice! I like this concept ^^

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  3. OMFING G. I LOVE THIS.

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  4. Haha, that was really good! Normally this kind of thing annoys me, but that was clever!

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  5. Fucking awesome :D

    DO MORE WITH OTHER SERIES :D

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  6. so they're all dead?

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  7. Perfect. Just... Perfect.

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  8. From Eddy,Rolf,and plank, I instantly knew this was Ed Edd and Eddy.. xD Tasty pasta though,I demand more xD

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  9. Wow,this sure describes everyone in that show,but what about Eddys brother xP

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  10. What about near the end of the series when they go to school?

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  11. The school is their final triumph, or effort-ful win to be alive again.

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  12. Absolutely perfect.

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