Friday, August 20, 2010

Can You Smell Fear?

So, I'm sitting here on my couch, which is pushed to my computer and the rest of the room is to my back. I'm watching TV and jacking off when I hear this really menacing cackle from behind me. I shit too many bricks to sit up and look behind me, so I just slowly moved my head to the left, where I saw my cat. It was stating either blankly or terrified, at the space right behind the couch, and perfectly frozen in a position I don't normally see it in. I just watched watched it, imagining what kind of evil it saw right behind me, but then I noticed something. It started stretching and contracting its back. It was taking a shit, and the cackle was just it farting. It was staring because it was focusing. I nearly threw up trying to clean it up. God dammit. Then a skeleton popped out.

25 comments:

  1. This should be called "Every Creepypasta Ever."

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  2. "the rest of the room is to my back"

    Am I the only one who never sits with my back to an open area? Mostly so that people can't look over my shoulder, but also from having read too much creepypasta.

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  3. Everywhere behind you is an open area, even a wall. Things -can- crawl down walls you know.

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  4. The only comment I have to this story is, ???

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  5. Why would you share you jacking off? I mean really. Keep that to yourself man >_>

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  6. This gave me a good giggle.

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  7. This story was so stupid, skeleton, crap, SKELETONS ARE LITTLE KIDS TOYS TO SCARE THEM.

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  8. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT A SKELETON

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  9. Did the skeleton come out of the cat's anus or out from behind you O_o

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  10. And then it melted. SERIOUSLY MELTED!

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  11. Oh shit! Skeleton! (Got it? Shit, hehehe)

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  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I lol'd so hard it hurt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was seriously the funniest thing i've read yet! Good Jerb on the story!!!

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  13. hahahaahhhh hahahahaha this is perhaps the funniest thing in this site. hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahas,fww3f2f

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  14. Oh, God! A skeleton! Holly crap! Where did this skeleton came from? o_O'

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  15. THEN WHO WAS SKELETON!?

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  16. Scary shit =D
    Best creepypasta ever =D

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  17. So im guessing you lost your boner?

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  18. "Am I the only one who never sits with my back to an open area? Mostly so that people can't look over my shoulder, but also from having read too much creepypasta."

    I don't have a huge, open area behind my couch because it's a huge waste of space!

    Also, skeletons pop out of those open spaces behind couches.

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  19. Love this - can't stop chuckling!

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  20. I watch too much porn to let anyone sit behind me.

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  21. WHO WAS CAT?!?! Who was cat poop... Who was you and me and the skeleton *faints*

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  22. Oh god, this brought tears of laughter to my eyes. I lost it when I read, "and the cackle was just it farting."

    The cackle was just it farting.

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  23. A skeleton??? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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