Friday, August 5, 2011

Cursed

November 13, 2013
Today, my friend messaged me on Facebook. He said something about a scary noodle. He talked about how scary it was, but he wasn't typing like he usually does. He was the sort of person that never made spelling mistakes, but his message looked like he was rushing to write it. I wouldn't be surprised if my friend had gotten mad. He got mad sometimes for no reason, like if we bothered him while he was working on one of his tests. I'm just going to ignore him for a while. He'll stop acting weird soon.

November 30, 2013
I haven't heard from my friend in weeks. It looks like he really did get mad. Maybe he worked so hard on one test and ended up failing, then committed suicide over it. That really could be a possibility. You know, I'm actually think of checking out that dumb scary noodle now.

December 2, 2013
I'm scared. The story I read mentioned that anyone who reads it will die a few days afterward. I know it's just a story, but I believe it. I guess I'll find out if it's true in a few days.

December 4, 2013
I'm starting to feel sick. It might just be a coincidence. I probably caught a cold.

December 5, 2013
I'm really not feeling well now. It can't just be a coincidence. The doctors don't even know how I got sick or what I'm sick with.

December 8, 2013
I feel like I'm going to die. It sounds dumb, but it's true. I think I'll just go get a glass of water.

James McLanahan was found dead in his kitchen on December 12, 2013. Blood was dripping out of his mouth and a small pool had already settled on the floor. Doctors couldn't find any source of his death.

This friend that was mentioned was most likely Thomas [NAME REDACTED], who was found in a similar manner in his own home a month earlier.

Police attempted to find this 'scary noodle' that was mentioned, but no trace of it could be found.

67 comments:

  1. Scary Noodle... So... Creepy Pasta?

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  2. Anon +1
    Story -1

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  3. gave it one star because zero wasn't an option

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  4. i thought you weren't accepting nightmare retardant

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  5. God...
    Really? This cliche? Horrible.

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  6. Lol. I read the end as James McLovin.

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  7. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  8. @Anon #8 OK
    A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    That's what you meant right? ;)

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  9. I AM SO SCARED OF DA NOODLE I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE!

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  10. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

    xDDDD i love how fake these things are but at the same time, this site isnt one to take lightly, reposting for safety xD

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  11. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  12. A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded WITH INTERNETS.

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    1. A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
      wait....you mean i can have sex with a girl?!? shit already posted

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  13. to the rape one...i dont think I'll be reposting that one...unless she was ugly...was she ugly?

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  14. A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded WITH INTERNETS

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  15. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
    BANDWAGON FTW!!!

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  16. @Anon #8 OK
    A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
    SHit careful shit

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  17. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    ..Just in case xD

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  18. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  19. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  20. Mr Blue is a friend of mine,
    But Mr Blue is not kind.
    Mr Blue can see you now
    Reading words and writing down
    Your thoughts, comments, fine critiques,
    Mr Blue makes houses squeak.
    He listens to you describe your day,
    Each and every word you say.
    A madness in his eyes, a fire.
    And sickly wet teeth in his mouth of mire.
    He can see you drink.
    He can see you spew.
    He can see you shit.
    He can see you screw.
    But watching is and never was
    The dark task of this man of faux pas.
    He'll grind your teeth in mortar bowl.
    He flay your skin and remove limbs whole.
    Unless his verse is passed on by victim
    He'll get to you, this is dictum.
    And next time sleep comes for you
    So also will Mr Blue.

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  21. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  22. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  23. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  24. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdererchanted, 'Toma sota balcu' as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, whe will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  25. I'm glad a few people noticed that it what you're all re-posting says "a girl got died" enough to change it. :I

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  26. Scary noodle reminds me of Invader Zim!
    arms.. like.. noodles!!

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    1. ERMAHGERD YEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHH

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  27. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

    Gawd, I hate spamming like this. But yeah.. Spiritworlds and whatnot.

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  28. Lol, I'm not reposting, anyone notice how the original poster said "got died". Oh no, an illiterate will suffocate me! Fucking come at me, dead bro.

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  29. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  30. THEN WHO WAS NOODLE???

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  31. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  32. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  33. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  34. So, what if I make mr.Blue and got died girl come at the same time, will they fight over me?

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  35. This reminds me of the "noodle incident"...

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  36. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  37. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    Seriously? "Got died?"

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  38. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

    It's funny how nobody's changed the got died part. Plus, wasn't the original post a rape?

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  39. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  40. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


    haha!! I AM SAFE!!

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  41. A girl died in 1933 by a
    homicidal murderer. He buried
    her in the ground when she was
    still alive. The murdered
    chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as
    he buried her. Now that you
    have read the chant, you will
    meet this little girl. In the middle
    of the night she will be on your
    ceiling. She will suffocate you
    like she was suffocated. If you
    post this, she will not bother
    you. Your kindness will be
    rewarded.
    Is this all of you mean?

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  42. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  43. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  44. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdererchanted, 'Toma sota balcu' as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, whe will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    Reward, please. I demand cookies.

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  45. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  46. A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded WITH INTERNETS. It already middle of night.

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  47. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    I've read this before, this is what it really is someone left out stuff:

    In 1933 three girls where having a sleepover. When a man came in the house, two of the girls hid in the basement and locked the door while the other locked herself in the bathroom. The man was in the bathroom. He skinned her alive and raped her then buried her alive chanting "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will kill you the same way she was killed. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  48. ^is my post but i forgot something
    Oh, i almost forgot, she scratched "why did you let me die" into the wall

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  49. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    In 1933 three girls where having a sleepover. When a man came in the house, two of the girls hid in the basement and locked the door while the other locked herself in the bathroom. The man was in the bathroom. He skinned her alive and raped her then buried her alive chanting "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will kill you the same way she was killed. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    Mr Blue is a friend of mine,
    But Mr Blue is not kind.
    Mr Blue can see you now
    Reading words and writing down
    Your thoughts, comments, fine critiques,
    Mr Blue makes houses squeak.
    He listens to you describe your day,
    Each and every word you say.
    A madness in his eyes, a fire.
    And sickly wet teeth in his mouth of mire.
    He can see you drink.
    He can see you spew.
    He can see you shit.
    He can see you screw.
    But watching is and never was
    The dark task of this man of faux pas.
    He'll grind your teeth in mortar bowl.
    He flay your skin and remove limbs whole.
    Unless his verse is passed on by victim
    He'll get to you, this is dictum.
    And next time sleep comes for you
    So also will Mr Blue

    TRIPLE MEGA ULTRA SAFE.
    Beat that.

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    1. You forgot the /b/tard one.

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  50. this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

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  51. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  53. A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded WITH INTERNETS

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  54. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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  55. "In 1933 three girls where having a sleepover. When a man came in the house, two of the girls hid in the basement and locked the door while the other locked herself in the bathroom. The man was in the bathroom. He skinned her alive and raped her then buried her alive chanting "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will kill you the same way she was killed. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."


    uh oh i so skurred but gud ting i repust it yeh she wont kill me now caul;gsdj;j 18554673 THE KING COME DOWN

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  56. ^wait, does the chick have a dick or something?

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  57. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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  58. A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kind

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  59. Q-QUADRA SAFE
    A girl got died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    In 1933 three girls where having a sleepover. When a man came in the house, two of the girls hid in the basement and locked the door while the other locked herself in the bathroom. The man was in the bathroom. He skinned her alive and raped her then buried her alive chanting "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will kill you the same way she was killed. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    Mr Blue is a friend of mine,
    But Mr Blue is not kind.
    Mr Blue can see you now
    Reading words and writing down
    Your thoughts, comments, fine critiques,
    Mr Blue makes houses squeak.
    He listens to you describe your day,
    Each and every word you say.
    A madness in his eyes, a fire.
    And sickly wet teeth in his mouth of mire.
    He can see you drink.
    He can see you spew.
    He can see you shit.
    He can see you screw.
    But watching is and never was
    The dark task of this man of faux pas.
    He'll grind your teeth in mortar bowl.
    He flay your skin and remove limbs whole.
    Unless his verse is passed on by victim
    He'll get to you, this is dictum.
    And next time sleep comes for you
    So also will Mr Blue

    A girl got raped in 1933 by a homicidal /b/tard. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Over Nine Thousand" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your bathroom. She will rape you like she was raped. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded WITH INTERNETS

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