Thursday, March 31, 2011

Spengbab

As a fan of TV DX, I always catch weird things from faraway places. Usually it's a transmission or two that I can't find an explanation for and I usually forget them almost immediately. But there was one that I will never forget...

I was looking for a signal one night and caught a high definition test card. It was the old Indian test card, but the Indian had no face; it was just a skull accompanied by white noise. I kept my hand away from the control and prepared myself to see what this was.

Suddenly, an episode of Spongebob Squarepants started. It was dubbed in an unknown language; it didn't matter to me, so I kept watching.

The episode started with Spongebob going down to the kitchen. In this episode, he found a chest; he looked at it for a moment before opening it. A monster that could only have come from a Lovecraft story popped out. It filled Spongebob's holes with its tentacles until it was entirely inside the sponge's body. Spongebob stood up, his body covered in goo and his face deformed. The image was burned in my mind and will never leave.

Spongebob walked out of his house like a zombie until he arrived at Patrick's. The stone opened and Spongebob's tongue came out; it stuck to Patrick's head and started sucking. After a while, Patrick fell down and Spongebob walked up to him. The tentacles jumped out of the sponge and entered the starfish's body, changing him into an equally horrible form.

The two walked around town like zombies, violently killing anything they could find. Both arrived at Sandy's house, violently entering as the water flooded the dome. Both immobilized Sandy with their tongues and began to sodomize and rape her with them. Some of the images will never be forgotten.

After finishing with Sandy, both Spongebob and Patrick became skeletons; Sandy stayed still, crying while the dome flooded with water. The episode ended after that and the signal cut.

I have never seen any other transmission from that frequency.

21 comments:

  1. ....
    Did Sandy just get tentacle raped?

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  2. I believe so... Let's just chalk that up to Rule 34

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  3. The finding unknown transmissions was interesting, why'd they have to go to Spongebob...lol.

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  4. holy crap buckets

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  5. is these technically a lost episode. Pretty weird though I wonder is these the bootleg episode I read back.

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  6. Japanese hentai comes to Bikini Bottom...

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  7. I will now be obsessed with finding out if this is real.

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  8. Maybe I'll make this article go viral and infect everybody's minds with it, just because I'm so curious about this.

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  9. ^

    You are fucking stupid.

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  10. Judging how gory and disturbing Spongebob new episodes have become... I don't find this hard to believe...

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  11. So... Spongebob meets Tentacle hentai meets Lovecraft meets Zombies. Got it.

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  12. This is NOT a real episode. The "lost episode" meme of someone claiming to have stumbled upon a really freakish episode of a cartoon has been around for some time. It is made up. No need to worry.

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  13. This didnt scare me at all.
    Instead it turned me on.
    Dammit now im gonna have to go fap.

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  14. Whao. What country do you live in and is this channel available onDemand? Is it considered porn or a specialty cable channel? -ponder-

    On another note, I actually have a son who had nightmares about Spongebob after years of watching and loving the show. He kept watching and loving it, but it was a little distressing. He'd wake up screaming and in a cold sweat. It took months after the nightmares started to get him to even tell me it was Spongebob and that he'd been chasing him.

    The sad part about that story, is when we got the story out of him, my sister and I excused ourselves "to get him a glass of water" so that we could laugh without offending him.

    True story, yo.

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  15. Tentacle porn with sandy ..... yolo

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  16. Uhhhhh... I will never watch TV again on Nickolodean

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