Tuesday, August 17, 2010

THE DAY OF BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.


22 comments:

  1. Garry's mod, i presume.

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  2. HOLY SHIT IM GONNA IM GONNA....fail

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  3. That's what I get for not buying more tampons.

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  4. THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?

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  5. This is what happens when you put Michael Bay to task on a Maxipad commercial.

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  6. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? O_o

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  7. HOLY CAPS LOCK, BATMAN!

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  8. not funny, my aunt died that way

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  9. and then a skeleton popped out

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  10. THEN WHO WAS SPACE?!!!?!

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  11. I think that was kinda funny I now have it as a ringtone for my friend......he died that way.......

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  12. You guys... It's true. I really am bleeding all over the place right now. But in my pants.

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  13. This is actually by the guy behind Bogleech -- it's part of a set of parody creepypasta that used to be hidden deep within the site until this and dead skull took off.

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  14. Fucks donkey balls
    worst pasta ever

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  15. I have blood on my blbody everywhere god my breasts are swelling!

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  16. Apparently everyone but me who cumments on this is a lady and are currently pregnant

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  17. He Was Walking Around And Blood Started To Come Out Of His Everywhere...

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