Tuesday, August 17, 2010

THE DAY OF BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.


Posted by Inunah at 10:36 PM
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 7:29 AM

    What is this I don't even-

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Garry's mod, i presume.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    HOLY SHIT IM GONNA IM GONNA....fail

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    lol wut?

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  5. TROLOLOLONovember 17, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    Teehee.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    That's what I get for not buying more tampons.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    This is what happens when you put Michael Bay to task on a Maxipad commercial.

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  9. LecramJune 20, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? O_o

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  10. AnonymousAugust 14, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Brilliant.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    HOLY CAPS LOCK, BATMAN!

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  12. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    not funny, my aunt died that way

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  13. AnonymousNovember 28, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    and then a skeleton popped out

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  14. AnonymousNovember 29, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    THEN WHO WAS SPACE?!!!?!

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  15. MDJ101December 27, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    ^Then who was you?!!!?!

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  16. MDJ101December 27, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    I think that was kinda funny I now have it as a ringtone for my friend......he died that way.......

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2012 at 1:38 AM

    You guys... It's true. I really am bleeding all over the place right now. But in my pants.

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  18. NezumiFebruary 21, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    This is actually by the guy behind Bogleech -- it's part of a set of parody creepypasta that used to be hidden deep within the site until this and dead skull took off.

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  19. AnonymousNovember 2, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    Fucks donkey balls
    worst pasta ever

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    I have blood on my blbody everywhere god my breasts are swelling!

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    Apparently everyone but me who cumments on this is a lady and are currently pregnant

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  22. UnknownApril 23, 2013 at 3:31 PM

    He Was Walking Around And Blood Started To Come Out Of His Everywhere...

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