Friday, October 29, 2010

The Angel

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed, so the babysitter just go to to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs. She called the parents and asked them if she could watch cable in their room. The parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request: if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, or at least close the blinds because it made her nervous. 

The phone line was silent for a moment, then the father said, "Take the children and get out of the house. We will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.

21 comments:

  1. Must have been a Weeping Angel (Bob).

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  2. I saw a chain letter like this, only it was a clown mask instead of an angel statue.

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  3. A clown mask? Do you mean that one of the kids was that chick from Halloween?

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  4. Why leave if the statue is outside?

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    I heard it was a clown statue in the corner of the living room, and they get out in that version.

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  5. Wait wtf, okay.. She can't watch TV DOWNSTAIRS, so she goes UPSTAIRS to the room, and asks to cover up the statue outside of the window? What? Maybe a balcony? Highly unlickly but... Okay, yeah, okay, whatever lol.

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  6. Clown statue? That was Poltergeist. So, yeah, the mask thing at least makes more sense. Then you've got a serial killer. As it stands, Now I'm merely horrified of going into the Hallmark store. Brilliant. Still, not bad. Just needed a bit more plausibility to get that extra nudge toward scary.

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  7. Angel statue? Statues can't hurt anybody, unless...

    Dmn, she must've blinked!

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  8. That was not a statue in Poltergeist. It was a doll. Maybe you might have the worry of the statue falling on you if you are doing something silly with it.

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    1. I've certainly done my fair share of silly things with statues.........that ended with semen getting on them.

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  9. urgh, this one always annoyed me, just because the parent's reaction is so over the top. Like anyone would actually think that it's a spirit or criminal first.

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  10. The version i heard took place in great mother russia and it was a lenin statue. the babysitter was arrested by the KGB for calling the father of the great motherland unsettling and the parents were arrested by militia for not owning a lenin statue.

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  11. ^ maybe i'm just thick but what is with this post? Is the lenin statue non-existent in this or it is really alive or something?

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    1. The Absolutely Least Creepy BronyApril 19, 2012 at 11:00 PM

      I hope you're thick. Wanna come hang out sometime?

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  12. I read the same thing, only it was a clown, something along those lines.

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  13. This is supposed to be a scary story? The children are dead, the parents are free!!! Now they can return to fucking on the couch at ANY HOUR and whatnot.....

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  14. At least we don't have to pay the babysitter! :P

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    1. Babysitters are meant to be paid? Huh...I thought they were mainly for the father of the family to rape, impregnate and then dump their slutty bodies in some river.

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