A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed, so the babysitter just go to to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs. She called the parents and asked them if she could watch cable in their room. The parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request: if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, or at least close the blinds because it made her nervous.
The phone line was silent for a moment, then the father said, "Take the children and get out of the house. We will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."
The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.