Monday, September 13, 2010

Dripping

A couple was sitting in a movie theater watching a scary movie and the female of the group wasn't having a good time. She'd obviously been bored out of her mind. It'd been a late showing, so there was practically no one there and the room was dead silent except for the screening. About an hour into the show, she feels a drop on her hand.

Ignoring it, she quickly shakes off the feeling and continues to watch the movie, trying to enjoy it. Another drop lands on her hand and, furious now, she hits her boyfriend, thinking that he'd purposely been messing with her, be it spitting or throwing water on her. He doesn't move. She pushes him harder this time, throwing in some obscenities, and, to her horror, a red line that she hadn't noticed until now starts to seep red and then his head falls off.

Horrified, she lets out a silent scream and that's when she feels the drip again. Looking at her hand, she makes out the color of the liquid: red. Nervously, she looks up and is shocked to find a body hanging directly above her, its neck tied within a noose and the stomach torn open.

9 comments:

  1. Lawl blonde moment.

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  2. I like it. Why are the rates so small???

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  3. THEN WHO WAS NOOSE??????

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  4. Idiot, you know a noose is what they hang people with, right?

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  5. Idiot, you know 'who was noose?' was a joke, right?

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  6. Typical Female Reaction

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  7. Was anyone else reminded of Michael Jackson's Thriller? WHO WAS MICHAEL JACKSON?

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