Hellooooooooooooooo rang a voice in the forest. Whhhwhat do you want yelled Zach. It's just me said his girlfriend Megan. Oh I knew that... then she started to fade...... ZACH!!! She yelled as she dissapeared. Whwhwhat's happening yelled Zach! Then he saw it. It was a creature in the tree moaning. Zach looked up and screamed, then he mustered up the courage and then he asked whwhat are your giant eyes for? Tooooo look through and through. What are your giant claws for? said Zach seeming frightened. Toooo scratch your grave!! and whwhwhwhat are your giant teeth for? said Zach almost whispering. Then the thing replied TO CHOMP YOUR BONES!!!! Zach started running and when he was in a clearing he looked back and he saw his house. So he ran inside and there were three things 2 graves in the yard and the monster. Zach screamed so loudly he died. THE END?
That was terrible.
ReplyDeleteQuite possibly the worst story ever written, of all time, ever. Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteBUT THEN WHO WAS WHWHWHWHAT??????
ReplyDelete"BUT THEN WHO WAS WHWHWHWHAT??????"
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't funny in any way whatsoever.
1.)Fail story is fail
2.)Fail comment is fail.
ROFL
ReplyDeleteThat was from a children scary story book I read when I was 5, nice job, you just broke a copyright.
ReplyDeletex_x
ReplyDeleteYou've just scarred me for life. I mean... what the hell? Just... what... the hell?
None of you losers have a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd.
pulled from the ff.net of copypasta, obvs
ReplyDelete"Oh I knew that... then she started to fade...... ZACH!!!"
ReplyDeleteWonderful.
What the fuck man.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that "Zach screamed so loudly he died."
Whwhwhwhy would yyyyou mamamamake a story like thththis?
ReplyDelete"And then a skeleton popped out"
ReplyDeleteAnd then the creature turned around and melted.
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY IT MELTED GUYS
Man, just what the fuck?
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE A DISGRACE TO WRITERS EVERYWHERE, YOU LOWERED THE WRITING BAR, YOU SHOULD NOT BE BREEDING
ReplyDeleteHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO RANG A VOICE FROM MY ASSHOLE.
ReplyDelete>He screamed so loudly he died.
ReplyDelete>>And then he melted.
>>>Seriously guys, he melted.
>>>>And then a skeleton popped out.
>>>>>But then SAHRKEHA 5593410 THE KING COME DOWN
>>>>>>715520 CANT COME DOWN I CANT COME DOWN
Hahaha funny nightmare retardant. I loved it, please write more.
ReplyDelete>He screamed so loudly he died.
ReplyDelete>>And then he melted.
>>>Seriously guys, he melted.
>>>>And then a skeleton popped out.
>>>>>But then SAHRKEHA 5593410 THE KING COME DOWN
>>>>>>715520 CANT COME DOWN I CANT COME DOWN
>>>>>>>Then John was a zombie
>>>>>>>> SLONDROMENS!
Almost as bad as Twilight. Almost.
ReplyDeleteZACH SCREAMED SO LOUDLY HE DIED.
ReplyDeleteTHEN ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYONE.
You never go full retard.
ReplyDeleteI shat bricks, and all of your missing punctuation marks too. Let me know if you'd like em back - I'll give em a quick rinse under the cold tap first.
ReplyDeleteOh my fucking fg- 26847269817 THE KING COME DOWN
ReplyDeleteand then everybody walked the dinosaur.
ReplyDeleterebecca black started singing 'friday' and zach screamed so loud he died
ReplyDeleteMy name is Zach Q_Q.
ReplyDeleteOH EM GEE HIS SCREM SU LOWD IT WAKED DA NAYBURS ND I FARTD N YUR GRAVE SU HAHAHAHAH!!!!11
ReplyDeletedo you know what quotation marks are
ReplyDeleteThey say that written word is human kind's greatest achievement. You sir, have just made a mockery of that achievement with your woefully inadequate grasp of the English language. A 4th grader could do better.
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