Friday, August 20, 2010

Teacher, Teacher

It was my first day at Red Tree Hills Middle school and me and my best friend Jade both had Miss Chalk as our english teacher. Miss Chalk wasn't horrible or anythig, but people said that she had a major problem with girls with braces. So on a monday in March, I got braces. I wasn't worried, but I should have been.

As soon as I got to school the next day, a girl named Samantha walked up to me and told me that Miss Chalk was going to do something bad to me. I should have listened, but I didn't.

SO I walked into class and Miss Chalk stared at me with a stare so great I could have fainted. And she turned around and melted.

Seriously, she MELTED!!!
Posted by Inunah at 12:22 AM
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33 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    This is so unbelievably fucking stupid that I have a hard time imagining somebody thinking this was a good story to post.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2014 at 1:59 PM

      but seriously dude she MELTED!!!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 2, 2010 at 11:47 PM

    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!?

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  3. Eric J.October 19, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    That was shit, awful.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 18, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    OH I GET IT THE POSTER WAS INDIANA JONES AND THE TEACHER WAS A NAZI Y/Y?

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  5. AnonymousNovember 25, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Seriously! She MELTED!!!

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  6. AnonymousNovember 26, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    I shat bricks.
    Big, humanoid bricks that melt when they turn around.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 12:35 AM

    Seriously? She MELTED?

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  8. AverixVenancioJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Wow... Bullshitting stupidity...

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    GUYS.. she MELTED!

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Um. Wat.

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  11. TrogdorbadMay 22, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    THEN WHO WAS CHALK?!!

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  12. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    How is this not under nightmare retardant??? Cause like after i read this i couldnt help but laugh. becausee seriously, SHE MELTED!!!

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  13. AnonymousJune 4, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Big deal, she melted. I melt when I...see my magicarp return to me. Please! Return to me, my Poke Pal! Please!!!!!!

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  14. LecramJuly 1, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    OMG! She melted!? o_O

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  15. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    LAWL

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  16. AnonymousJuly 26, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    This made my day so much better =D

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  17. AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    THEN WHO WAS MELT?

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  18. AnonymousOctober 2, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    FFFWHAT. -.- That was absolute crap.

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  19. AnonymousDecember 17, 2011 at 3:17 AM

    I don't wnt to get braces anymore. T^T

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  20. RonJanuary 25, 2012 at 8:37 AM

    WEIT GUISE. SHE MELTED GUISE.

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  21. Yami KuroFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    DID A HOUSE FALL ON HER SISTER FIRST?

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  22. HorseManDemonMay 13, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    "...And Meltman! With the power to... MELT!"

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  23. RougarouMay 20, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    Aw, the Wizard of Oz jokes are taken.

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  24. AnonymousJune 9, 2012 at 9:54 PM

    Holy crap...HIS TEACHER WAS A POPSICLE!

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  25. AnonymousAugust 25, 2012 at 7:51 PM

    BUT THEN WHO WAS BRACES?!?!?

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    I wasn't worried, but I should have been.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2014 at 5:26 PM

      so stupid braces make the teacher melt! retarded...

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  28. CyxieDecember 11, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    Guys. I 'm so fucking terrified. I'm think I just crapped myself :c

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    Fap fap fap

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  30. 20firebirdFebruary 11, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    -12 melting teachers out of 10 melting teachers.

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  31. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2014 at 1:58 PM

    boobies

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