Thursday, August 19, 2010

Secret Society

A secret society meets once every three years at a small diner in West Virginia. To join, you must come to the American Grill diner located in Cricket at 9:30 PM on September the twenty-first. The only uniform is a heavy overcoat and a green tie. Order an "Eggs and bacon platter with coffee." The waiter will tell you that the breakfast menu is unavailable. Reply, "Well, just the coffee then." You'll be allowed to stay after closing time for the meet. The meeting itself is a meeting of minds and philosophy regarding immortality. The society is called "The Socratic Method." They hoist their mugs at the beginning and end of the meeting and say "Death to Socrates." It's rumored a little hemlock is added to the first cup, and an antidote to the last.

8 comments:

  1. I would try it... If I lived in the USA ¬_¬ This one is a strange society, heh.

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  2. Think I'll convince my friend to go with me and try it, now we just need ties :P

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  3. Most of them died in the last one.

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  4. west virginia, that's supposedly where silent hill's at. creepy.

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  5. Which September 21st? You have a two in three chance of not even getting the year right.

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  6. Why are they called "The Socratic Method" if they say "Death to Socrates" at the end?

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