Sunday, September 12, 2010

Nightmares

A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares.

Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares, they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories and not the section where normal dreams are replayed.

In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams"....?

They're real.

29 comments:

  1. Should be tagged 'Nightmare Retardant'.

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  2. Nightmare Retardant

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  3. Does this mean i can jump 40 feet into the air and the world is made of candy? that was a wierd one.

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  4. (My dream) Wow,even the aliens that let me explore "Game world" and gives me a free 3DS? SWEET!! :D

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  5. Oh crap, my TV is really a shapeshifting gravedigging rogue robot ghost that can walk and is in my room right now?

    Yes, I have some weird nightmares.

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  6. So Bullet Bill is real and is going to kill me???

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  7. soobasically my dad is some kind of god?
    (yes my nightmares becomes nice dreams at the end cuz my dad aways saves me)

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  8. So... I was being chased by a creature/person I couldn't see, and the world was gray and foggy and covered with that stuff they put on construction porjects at night and my house was run down and I kept running and every thing was in the third person.

    That was real huh? Was I filming a horror movie?

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    1. Wait, so If you couldn't see, then how did you know that the world was gray and foggy?

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    2. *facehoof* (that's right, hoof, not palm, ima brony...BROHOOF!!!)

      HOW can someone be so NIGARDLY (retarded)!?!!?

      The commenter couldn't see the CHASER, but he could see OTHERWISE...what the hell is wrong with you, you non-caucasian?

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  9. According to this pasta, I must walk around pantsless in public a lot.

    A LOT.

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  10. oh God that means someone is going to kill me!!

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  11. I don't have monsters and aliens in my dreams, but I do have Ancient Egyptian Gods in them...
    Anubis FTW

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  12. So... My dad has mechanical arms and has chased me through a bunch of doors with a machete?

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  13. Just because they're real doesn't mean they exist in this reality, or that you physically witnessed them.

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  14. i can't wait for my next wet dream;)

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    1. Seeing as you commented on 3/12/12, your next wet dream would have occurred immediately after the viewing of March 17th's My Little Pony episode, "Dragon Quest." How was it? Mine involved butt-doing Rainbow Dash...............again.

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  15. Keyword here is nightmare. So unless your getting ass raped in your wet dreams, don't get any ideas.

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    1. Gay men's wet dreams involve ass-raping and being ass-raped. Their nightmares are images of NORMAL non-homosexual families living peacefully and little boys going about their lives without being raped to death by superpedophiles. They can't stand that, oh no! Dan Savage? The last name says it all!

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  16. So...my entire family turned into death spiders and killed me when I was 5...good to know

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  18. So my mom is a big blob with a mouth going across her stomach trying to kill me!? *slides to the other side of the couch*

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  19. So I was chased by werewolves in the fall with my music teacher yelling at me and a bunch of tanks shooting at me............COOL AS HELL

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  20. Wait aliens and creatures isn't that like aliens vs predators.

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  21. We don't really have that much proff if aliens exist.

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  22. My greatest nightmare was demons living in my room and every night somebody would die even monsters came every where.

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