Zeke Strahm waited. The flames above him blinked and sparked out of the air. Slenderman was in the warehouse. He didn't see him, but had expected him now for days. His warnings to the Cheif were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Zeke was a police officer for many years. When he was young he watched the patrol cars and he said to dad "I want to be in the cars, daddy!"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SLENDERMAN"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the warehouse of Conaghan he knew there was Slenderman.
"This is the Cheif" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Slenderman!"
So Zeke gotted his 9mm and opened up the door.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said Conaghan
"I will shoot at him" said Slenderman and he fired the tentacles. Zeke shot at him and tried to kill him. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill Slenderman!" he shouted
Erik said "No, Zeke. You are the Slenderman!"
And then Zeke was Slenderman.
THEN WHO WAS ERIK?
ReplyDelete...........
ReplyDeleteThat was just
That was just no.
Just no.
Fail pasta is fail.
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
ReplyDeleteOh no, Anon, you mean " win pasta is win"
ReplyDeletejust search "no john you are the demons" on youtube to find the real version
ReplyDeleteTHEN WHO WAS RAKE?
ReplyDeleteWHO THE FUCK IS ERIK AND WHERE DID RAKE COME FROM!?!?!? THIS CONFUSES ME DEEPLY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut who was majora's mask?
ReplyDeleteThen who was BEN and jadusable?
ReplyDeleteWho was holding the gun? Or the tentacle shooter for that matter?
ReplyDeleteWho was raping my cat?
ReplyDelete...and then he melted.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, he MELTED!!!
i don't even know what i would call this.
ReplyDeletefrom start to finish it's just random jibberish with the only connection being some slenderman. or whatever....
Anon, this is based on a lulzy fanfiction by a retard.
ReplyDeleteSearch for Doom: repercussions of evil. It's so bad, it's good.
And search for Half life: Full life consequences too.
but who was fone
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to give him twenny dollah
ReplyDeleteHis warnings for the Cheif experienced been not listenend to and now it absolutely was as well late. much as well previous due for now, anyway
ReplyDeleteWhat can we do when we have much free time? How about to play the online games? When we talk about the online game, we have to talk about the WOW Gold? Because the WOW is the world's most famous online game, every one knows that we have to get the Cheap WOW Gold to save money !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo if I say "I must kill slendorman" and then someone says no you are slendorman" I get to be slendorman? I need to do that with minecraft creepers. XD
ReplyDeleteAnd then a skeleton jumped out...
ReplyDeleteoh crap
ReplyDeletebut then....WHO WAS TENTACLE?!?
BUT WHO WAS HYPER-REALISTIC PHONE
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